January 2010
128 posts
“Music is my religion”
– Jimi Hendrix (via hotsauceisback89)
“Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you. You just gotta figure out who’s worth...”
– Bob Marley (via hellocwong)
slap a giant apple logo on anything and a lot of people will buy it..
whothehellisbogs:
Not even the Japanese were...
20 things that happen in one minute.
ilovecharts:
via someone who hates everyone, intelligentsia-
there's something about you...
and i can’t quite put my finger on it…
Fuck yeah Clerks 2...
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: Women.
Top 10 brain damaging habits.
pomelojello:
darthazrael:
acidastronaut:
leaplikelinda:
sugarspun:
apriliciate:funeral:
1. No breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It...
“And for the love of all that is sacred and holy, do not EVER get “Star Wars” and...”
– How to Meet and Woo a Nerdy Girl - The Park Bench, via Jedi Grrrl (via dbsw)
dbsw:
Supernova- Chewbacca (What A Wookie)
(via...
Top 10 brain damaging habits.
acidastronaut:
leaplikelinda:
sugarspun:
apriliciate:funeral:
1. No breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage...
“I don’t wanna become the reminiscing guy, y’know? Those people you...”
– Jim Carrey, Unnatural Act (1991)
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Frank Sinatra
Fuck yeah Los Campesinos!
“I love sleep.
My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you...”
– Ernest Hemingway
